So, uh, yeah. Doesn’t time fly? It’s been a year to the day since I started the Cone O’ Tragedy. Frankly, I’m surprised (and pleased) it’s staggered on this long, like a plucky lil’ zombie. So happy birthday, my blog. Well done! Like a drunk lost in an disused railway tunnel, you yell your barely … Read more

He came to power with an agenda of change, and in doing so, brought hope to a hitherto disenfranchised section of the populace. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you America’s first purple president: All great villains evoke guilty admiration. Though your official allegiance is with the heroes, you can’t help looking upon the motley havoc … Read more