There’s an interview with me up on, which you can go read if you’re somehow not satisfied with the current volume of unsolicited self-disclosure on this here weblog. In other news, I am SO in Grazia today. Well, We Can’t All Be Astronauts is anyhoo. Lauren Laverne dubs it ‘hilarious’. Thank you, Lauren. Do people still chortle? What’s a chortle sound like? It’s not very onomatopoeic, is it? I imagine it’s the kind of noise that’d be made by a toddler choking on a gooseberry.

But I digress.