Oh sheesh y’all, if you have a sixty second window in your schedule lolling open and unsightly like some ageing schnauzer’s slobber-rimmed gob then why not cram a tasty shin bone in there – metaphorically, bien sûr – by reading my short interview on the Booktrust website. I drop so much knowledge it’s like I’m some kind of klutzy bookseller trying to rearrange the encyclopedia window display – WHICH IS TO SAY I DROP A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE.