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Father announced he intended to brick up the entrance to the basement, after which, we would be forbidden from speaking of it again. He produced a telephone directory from the cork-lined cupboard beside the front door and began ringing round builders’ merchants for quotes. I watched as he stood with his back to me at […]

How To Be A Leader at BAC

Hey, my show, How To Be A Leader, is going on tour this year. Dates up on the site soon, but the first stop is a three-date run at Battersea Arts Centre, Feb 16-18, 9pm. If you would like to book tickets, click on the image above. I’d love to see you there.